Warning Signs of Satanic Behavior. Training video for police, 1990

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Parents, don’t let your kids grow mullets.

It leads to a slippery slope of evil!



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in the world of AHS, O’Hare’s characters have always been put through quite the ringer. In Murder House, he played a man with severe burn marks all over his body and was constantly rejected by Jessica Lange’s character. Then in Coven, he portrayed a tongueless butler with a very weird doll fetish, who was — guess what? — constantly rejected by Jessica Lange’s character. (Anyone else sensing a distinct pattern here?)

So it makes for a nice change to see the actor no longer getting the shorter end of the stick — quite literally. Though I’ll be curious to see if Lange’s Elsa Mars is any more impressed with him this season now that his character’s got a little something extra to offer. (Hint, hint. Wink, wink.) I wonder if his ego matches his appendage. It’s a hardjob, but somebody’s gotta do it. (Alright, I’ll stop.)

As of now, little else is known about O’Hare’s character other than the fact that he’s referred to as a “Collector of Freaks,” which means Elsa better watch out or he’ll steal her entire show right out from under her. Perhaps he’ll even try to use his, um, talent, to distract her as he makes off with her troupe. Either way, I can’t wait to see these two go toe-to-toe on the small screen once more. Let’s just hope that his plans don’t — like so many other times before — go up in flames.


My favorite scenes, in no particular order 10(x)

Spalding in the AHS menu video



American Horror Story: Coven

Where the F**k is my Spalding?!

Too fabulous to be included with these basic bitches.


For real? 


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